According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Keagan's Terrible FIFA Team
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Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that Keagan's FIFA team is so bad, it defies all logic, kinda like how you think your fashion choices are acceptable. And to make matters worse, Keagan is a Real Madrid fan, which is, like, the cherry on top of the 'I have terrible taste' sundae. Being a Real Madrid fan is like saying you enjoy wearing socks with sandals – it's just wrong.