Rhyme jokes
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.