Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Receding Hairline
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about hairlines, or the lack thereof. See, the dude's hairline is receding so far back that it's like Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback, can't even "reach" his wide receiver to make a sale, like a pass. Get it? You probably don't, you're kinda slow, just like a sloth on a Sunday morning.