Roman Numeral Order

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about Roman numerals. When the Roman dude holds up two fingers, he's making a "V" shape, which is how Romans wrote the number 5. Get it now? Probably not.

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