Why do horses š“ eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why do horses š“ eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horseās chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!