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Eating

Daniel King

Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

Life

Anonymous

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Puns

Guy Linden

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

Animal

Anonymous

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

Unicorn

Unicorn Princess

If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay

Cinderella

serial1964

Why couldn’t Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

Eating

Anonymous

What do gay horses eat?

Hay.

Sadness

Just A Joke

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

Puns

MY NAME IS TO PUN-NY

A Horse walks into a bar. The Barman says… “why The long face?”

Hand

Anonymous

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

Uncle

@Not_Lance

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.

Die

DMack

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

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Doctor

Anonymous

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

Eating

Anonymous

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

Name

Anonymous

i have a horse named mayo mayo neighs

Water

Anonymous

Why don’t the Amish water ski?

The horses would drown.

Puns

saphira

I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae

Bar

Anonymous

A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Puns

J. P. Galli

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Eating

Anonymous

What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay!

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