Why do horses š“ eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horseās chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
your mom
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
