Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s p..... The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

My Llama’s cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it off…

a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

Random guy: Go suck a D*ck! Me: Nah, i rather suck a 9mm.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.