A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
Random guy: Go suck a D*ck! Me: Nah, i rather suck a 9mm.
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
life is like giving head...it always sucks
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
