What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one sucking it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”

My Llama’s cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”

Random guy: Go suck a D*ck! Me: Nah, i rather suck a 9mm.

Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

What sucks but doesn’t suck?

Vacuums!

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

life is like giving head…it always sucks

What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong

What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.