The 60+ Best Hero Jokes

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person

They both have no way home!

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost may.

warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l

what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

My true hero is the person who killed Hitler

someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels