Yours jokes
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.