Yours jokes
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
You're gay.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!