Crooked Hairline

Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that your hairline is so messed up that it could shatter a mirror. I know it sounds insane, but you are dumber than a bag of rocks, so I had to spell it out. Mirrors use a thin layer of reflective material, usually silver or aluminum, on a glass substrate. Your hairline is so jacked up, it goes against the laws of physics and could affect a fragile object like a mirror!