If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
Q: Why can’t Stephen hawking go to the countryside A: there’s no signal
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
