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“Rangers are volunteers. Every man and woman who signs up is willing to die for the NCR. Myself included.” – Chief Hanlon Certified member of the NCR and Task Force: STALKER

Registered on 9/16/2023 · 65 followers

The Jews run
America. The
Jews run the
World Order.

Girls: Ugh, I've got nothing to wear
Boys:
2077
2287

[Speech 100] "Bear, bull, bear, bull, bear, bu-" shut the fuck
up, man.

1 MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
The Mysterious Stranger will
appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to
throw pocket sand
L
LEVEL 26

Jesse we have to cook
New Vegas needs its Jet.

Mini Boomer
[Charisma 7] <Mock Surrender> Woah, no way I'm fighting
with the mighty Red-Brick.
[Offer Chems] You know what will help you box better?
Psycho, would you like some?
I'm just passing through.
08
30

Connie!
Connie!
been completely developed,
I can heal you from your
illness now
Ok, here I go

Rolex
Godzilla watch
Tells time
× Affordable
Х
X Godzilla

G
FROM SOFTWARE
BANDAI
NAMCO
DARK SOULS

"go thrifting that's
where the heat is"
the heat:
Gar
Bread

got fired from the bank yesterday

they caught me drinking on the job

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

Me when an Indian starts
bullying me
J@thecheese03

"queer" "zesty"
"fruity" awwww look
who can't say
FAGGOT

i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent

OF VETO MEMORY.
BORN TO COMMAND.
CONSTITUTION
UNITED STATALE
Amira
plintclay
Windo
4500
KING ANDREW THE FIRST.
OHA
HAD I BEEN CONSULTED.

The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
bu

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

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Mid-Western Motherfucker

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

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