Yours jokes
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
What is your name?
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your (DYM 146).
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.