Yours jokes
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Your mom gay.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is your favorite name?
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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