You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actual stands for fuck family.
ANoNyMoUs
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyyš After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.