Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

skinny deformed creature in the distance

yo mama’s so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. “You can’t pull that off” I said. He said “then you try it”. He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

yo mama is so skinny she makes friends with a snake.

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Faty and skinny sitting in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll

YOU’RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!

Yo momma’s so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it’s only people who are skinny but the fat people can’t have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!