Skinny Jokes

Tommaso

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

igloo and you

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

Destiny Hope

in Fat

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Wet

Anonymous

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

GMCurto

in Steak

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

-UNKNOWN

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Hi

in Yo mama

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

GG Miller

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Difference

Anonymous

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color

Dark Humor

Anonymous

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Me

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

SLEEPYKITTY

You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.

Eating

Anonymous

your mummy so skinny she cant eat

Yo mama

Anonymous

YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG Miller

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

GG Miller

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

Left

Anonymous

your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!