Skinny jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

I hate my life.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.