Skinny Jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

i hate my life..

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size