Skinny jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

I hate my life.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never eat anything that is family size.