Fat

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Fat

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

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Roll

Anonymous

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

Eating

Hi Der

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

Orphan

Anonymous

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

Smell

Anonymous

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama is so skinny she makes friends with a snake.

Santa

USSR Soldier

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. “You can’t pull that off” I said. He said “then you try it”. He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama

deandre

yo mama’s so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven

Yo mama

Hi

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

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Yo mama

Anonymous

YOU’RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!

Steak

GMCurto

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Roll

Slim jim

Faty and skinny sitting in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Roll

Anonymous

what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll

0

Flat

Yeetus

Yo momma’s so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo mama

Anonymous

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!

Fat

Insta-lil_drewunchaain

What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Fat

Anonymous

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it’s only people who are skinny but the fat people can’t have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.