A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
You're so skinny you could travel through fax
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
I hate my life.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
