Skinny Jokes

igloo and you

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

Destiny Hope
in Fat

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Anonymous

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

mr.squad
in Fat

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

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Anonymous
in Dark Humor

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

GMCurto
in Steak

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

Claudio Romania

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

tnz_skid

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

Anonymous
in Yo mama

YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-UNKNOWN

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

in Ball

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

Anonymous
in Smell

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Cherry_Pie_Sweet_World

i hate my life..

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

Anonymous

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

Hi
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

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I know what you did
in Dark Humor

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

JOSIE NOSIE

UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI