Skinny Jokes

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs