Skinny

Skinny Jokes

Man

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Fatty

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Steak

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Food

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Fat

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

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  • Oompa loompa

    Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

    They wanted some chocolate balls.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

    Leaf

    You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

    Mum

    Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

    Orphan

    Why are orphans so skinny?

    They never eat anything that is family size.