Skinny Jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.

your mummy so skinny she cant eat

YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!

i hate my life..