Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

skinny deformed creature in the distance

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

your momma is so fat, she can’t even go skinny dipping

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll

I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can’t you too fat and clumsy and i don’t have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. “You can’t pull that off” I said. He said “then you try it”. He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it’s only people who are skinny but the fat people can’t have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

YOU’RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

your momma is so fat that she can’t even go skinny dipping