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Fat

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

Smell

Anonymous

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Distance

Anonymous

skinny deformed creature in the distance

Toilet

Hi

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Fat

Seeniappan

your momma is so fat, she can’t even go skinny dipping

Fat

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Eating

Hi Der

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Roll

Anonymous

what do you call a skinny black dick? A tootsie roll

Fat

Anonymous

I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can’t you too fat and clumsy and i don’t have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.

Kid

USSR Soldier

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. “You can’t pull that off” I said. He said “then you try it”. He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama

Anonymous

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!

Fat

Anonymous

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it’s only people who are skinny but the fat people can’t have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Yo mama

Anonymous

YOU’RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Fat

Seeniappan

your momma is so fat that she can’t even go skinny dipping

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