A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
You're so skinny you could travel through fax
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate my life..
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
yo mama's so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size