A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I hate my life.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!