Skinny Jokes

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

skinny deformed creature in the distance

i hate my life..

Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size

Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI