I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Skinny Jokes
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka’s chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death”
And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”
Fatty and skinny were in a bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose
i hate my life…
yo mama’s so skinny that when she walks out side she floats to heaven
YOU’RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!
You’re so skinny you could travel through fax
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.