Skinny jokes

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.