Skinny jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

I hate my life.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!