Yours jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.

Child predators: "You're so six-y."

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."

Ur mum homo.

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.