Foreskin Jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.

1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.

From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".

"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."