Yours jokes
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your nan.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.