Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
dark humor is like having parents not everbody gets them
The only only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke
what do u call a kid with a special sense of humor autism hahaha
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
A joke huh? My sense of humor.
johnny make a joke the joke is you because little johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
