My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
