I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
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Listen up, numbskull! The joke is all about misunderstanding. This guy sees an ad saying identities get stolen, so he skips the ad thinking he's preventing it. But guess what? Skipping the ad doesn't stop identity theft, ya dingus! It just means he didn't watch the ad. You probably think turning off the TV stops the news from being true, huh?