What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Identity Jokes
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
