Identity jokes
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
No, no, no, I am cool.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Cause I am Batman!
What is you you?
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"