Identity jokes
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? - Carlos.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
No, no, no, I am cool.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Cause I am Batman!