What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause i’ve changed my password by the way
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
