What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
They always say u r what u eat! So Iād be nothing That sounds abt right
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
My girlfriendās dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, āWhat am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?ā
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didnāt spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
Iām so gay I could barely think straight.
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
āBJ Titsngolfā
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
