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Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

This one kid i knew had down syndrome and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Haloomi

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.

are you a mirror,because i see myself in you

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, “I would have thrown away a picture like that too.”

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror