Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, “I would have thrown away a picture like that too.”
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).