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Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

This one kid i knew had down syndrome and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

I’m supposed to put a joke here. But I can’t find a mirror…can you find one yourself? Im sure you’ll laugh.

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, “I would have thrown away a picture like that too.”

My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror

If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Haloomi

Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants