Mirror jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.