A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

are you a mirror,because i see myself in you

What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, “I would have thrown away a picture like that too.”

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨