How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
