A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

are you a mirror,because i see myself in you

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, “I would have thrown away a picture like that too.”

What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch

I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.