Mirror

Mirror Jokes

Blonde

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

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  • Terrorist

    A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

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  • Acne

    How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

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  • Hair

    I wish my hair was depressed.

    Cause then it would cut itself.

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  • Roast

    I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

    Ability

    Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

    Ugliness

    How do you know you’re ugly?

    If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

    Appearance

    Me: Your ugly...

    Person: I'm not your mirror...

    Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

    Girl

    Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

    Condom

    A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

    The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

    The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

    The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.