Mirror Jokes

Madison R.
in Blonde

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”


look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

in Orphan

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror


what do you call a dad in the mirror?

( Your imagination )

in Roast

i would roast you but your mirror does every time you look into it.

Mr. .

Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost


I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares…

in Roast

I would roast you but the mirrors do when you look at them

Thanks NutButt
in Darkness

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

Funny python
in Offensive

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it


Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

Ethan Smith
in Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Mr. .
in Difference

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

maple syrup
in Roast

me:your ugly… person:im not your mirror… me:i never told you to be my mirror:p


How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.


Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

in Darkness

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.


You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

hehe boi
in Roast

Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.


The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.

The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.

The condom just sitting there laughing.