I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Mega Baby Dispenser
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is saying your mom is a "mega baby dispenser," or MBD, because she had you. It's an insult disguised as a nickname. Congrats on being born, I guess. Also, someone who posts this joke has no friends and probably eats boogers.