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Legless Manager

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the manager of this pizza joint doesn't have any legs, right? And he's trying to fire someone. The employee points out that the manager can't kick him out because, duh, no legs! It's funny because it's unexpected and highlights the manager's disability in a silly way. Now, go back to drooling at TikTok videos.

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