I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Choosing My Kid
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Okay, Nicholas, listen up because you are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. So, someone asked you which kid was your kid, and instead of just saying "that's my son", you said you didn't know and you were still picking. This is funny because it makes it sound like you are buying them from the store, and not like your child. People generally know their own kids. It is a play on words and expectations, see?