Vomiting Girlfriend

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke starts with a dude thinking his girlfriend's two-week vomiting stint is just a pregnancy scare. Relief washes over him when he finds out she ain't preggers, thinking it was all just a prank! LOL! Plot twist, though: turns out, she's got cancer! Surprise! You probably thought cancer was caused by smoking and pollution from cars but you would be wrong again!

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