Hentai jokes

Speaker

Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

They moan louder than your speakers.

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  • Octopus

    Why were the octopi sad?

    Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

    People

    Why do people watch hentai?

    Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

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    Sex

    My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

    That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Heterosexual men

    Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

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  • Sex

    Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

    Memes

    Community

    True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand