Hentai jokes

Sex

  • My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

    That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Toy

  • I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

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  • Community talk

  • True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand