Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about how HUGE yo mama is. She's so ginormous that when she steps on the scales, they can't even give her an instant reading. It takes days to calculate her weight! Can you imagine? Now, I know you're probably used to things taking a while because you're a bit slow on the uptake, but this is next-level.