Content Jokes

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\

The image shows Moe from The Simpsons with a noose around his neck, looking sad. Above him, the text says: "When all of your suicide memes get removed by the mods for being too edgy, but then you see someone else posting a suicide meme and getting 7.5k upvotes."

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.