Content jokes

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

Ironic that this page is dead.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

I don't know what to write here, just like...

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.