Wordplay jokes
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
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Six one.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.