Wordplay jokes

What do you do when you made a misteak?

You do some yoga 🧘‍♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!

Dad: 🦆

Kid: ?

Dad: 🦆🦆

Kid: Huh?

Dad: Ur too late...

Kid: WHAT!

Dad: .... GOOSE!

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Doin' (DYM 63)?

Do you know Ligma... potatoes?

Krusty nut

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

Gaykelyu

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.