Wordplay jokes
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Robyn Olive in 10.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Can February march?
No, but April may.