Wordplay jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
It's ice to see you.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.