Wordplay jokes
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Six one.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!