Wordplay jokes
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Six one.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
It's ice to see you.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!