Wordplay jokes
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.