Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Wordplay Jokes
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Why is Joe cool?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
