Amaurotic Idiocy

Autistic students are the best, hands down!

People think I'm racist but I'm really not.

I hate everyone equally.

Old McDonald cuts himself.

E-M-E-M O!

Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?

A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.

Q. What do you call a group of emos?

A. Suicide Squad.

Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.

If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?

My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.

She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.

I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.

I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.

Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.

How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?

Through a special ballot.

How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.

What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?

The retarded kid down the street.

I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.

So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.

What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?

Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

I was watching the news and heard a segment about a blind hooker who got stabbed 40 times.

At least she didn't see it coming.