Amaurotic Idiocy

Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".

Doesn't he own a mirror?

Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?

A. Jackfruit

Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

A. Kids turn them on.

Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.

Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.

Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?

A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.

My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.

But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.

I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."

Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.

Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?

A: Downey.