I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
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Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?
Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.