Explorer jokes
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.