Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
