That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they’ve seen your dog.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

In Soviet Russia, You love Chinese and hate Chinese

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

Who do Chinese people name their kids

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs