What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don’t either- I get the New York Times!
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.