Chinese jokes

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

What do you call a dog in China?

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A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."