Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
