Chinese Jokes

Q.why can't chinese people play baseball A.because they eat the bat

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.

Men: I like dogs

Women: I like cats

Chinese: food is food

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Bc They make the toys