That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they’ve seen your dog.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.