What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they’ve seen your dog.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Why did the Chinese woman hang up?

Because she Wang the Wong number

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

Why can’t two Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he’s seen your cat

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.