What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.