What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don’t either- I get the New York Times!

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong…

what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho