What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said “No, it’s 666-3629.”
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don’t either- I get the New York Times!
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong…