Chinese jokes
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
ASIANS>!?!?!?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."