When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
