What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
I joined the military for the group showers.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
