Group

Group jokes

Feminist

    • There is a feminist group in my town.

    It is called Gal-Qaeda.

    (I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

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    • Piranha

    • Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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    • Mexican

    • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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    • Group memes

    Bullying

    • I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

    After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

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    • Emo kid

    • What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

    Band

    • These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

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