Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Nautical Adult Entertainment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you low-IQ landlubber. "Heavy R" refers to adult movies, and pirates scream "Arrrr." It's a pun. I'm explaining this because your brain is as soft as soggy bread. Based fact: You've never seen the ocean outside of a browser window.
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