What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
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Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
finish the lyrics Can I put my
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
Chris started to tell me a joke about nut, but he couldn't finish
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
