What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
