Light Bulb

Light Bulb Jokes

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

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How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.