How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Light Bulb Jokes
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.