Light Bulb jokes

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.

Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?

Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Wanna go ride a bike?

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

...just kidding-

- none. They can't change anything.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.