Light Bulb

Light Bulb jokes

Karen

    • How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

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    • Gay

    • How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

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    Tim

    • Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

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    • Basement

    • How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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    • German

    • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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    • Child

    • How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

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    • Feminist

    • How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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    • People

    • How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

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    • Feminist

    • How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

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