Light Bulb

Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman

What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They're both accidents

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

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How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.