Light Bulb

Light Bulb jokes

Gay

    • How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

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    • Tim

    • Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

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    • Karen

    • How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

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    • Light Bulb memes

    Banker

    • How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.

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    • Electrician

    • How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.

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    • Girl

    • What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

    ... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

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    • Russian

    • How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

    I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

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    • German

    • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

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    • Lesbian

    • How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

    I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

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