How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one.... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
