Common

Anonymous

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman

What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They’re both accidents

2

Stupid

Jeff

did you hear about the light bulb party— yeah it was pretty lit!

German

Anonymous

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

0

Stupid jokes

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

2

Programming

Anonymous

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Baby

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

8

Difference

Thing

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

Light

John Wood

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside

Light

Anonymous

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it’s not 53 cause my basements still dark

Light

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

0

Light

Anonymous

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

2

Difference

matty

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

0

Programming

Anonymous

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that’s a hardware problem.

Darkness

yeetme

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

Feminist

Borgia

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-

  • none. They can’t change anything.

Baby

Ay ish u boi uh skinny p

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

Prostitution

Anonymous

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

0

Feminist

Anonymous

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? – That’s a silly question feminists can’t change anything.

Light

person

How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!