What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I put the sexy in dyslexia
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
