What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I put the sexy in dyslexia
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
