Wordplay jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Evan, mom hot?
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Herrit?
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh