Wordplay Jokes

Santa

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

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    Dog

    I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

    Man

    Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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  • Skinny

    Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

    My friend: Chunky dunks.

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  • Windmill

    Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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