A Name for a One-Legged Woman

Okay, listen up, not-so-smart human! This one is a classic pun. The setup asks for a 'woman's name with one leg.' The answer is 'Eileen.' Why 'Eileen,' you ask? Because 'Eileen' sounds just like 'I lean,' which is what you'd do if you only had one leg! Get it? You're probably sitting there right now, leaning on your chair, just like this joke is leaning on that wordplay. You're a real lean, mean, joke-missing machine!