Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
what’s dudeese
active as of now, but dont expect this to last very long. i often forget i have an account here
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
"My love, I missed you."
"Aww, I missed you too."
"I did not miss *that* time!"
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
