How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
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active as of now, but dont expect this to last very long. i often forget i have an account here
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
"My love, I missed you."
"Aww, I missed you too."
"I did not miss *that* time!"
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.