what’s dudeese

this joke is so corny i could eat it off the cob

if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?

a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a faliure because

South Americans don’t know the word “please”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”

Balkans don’t know the word “give”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”

Africans don’t know the word “food”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”

and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

know the nuclear bombs of the world

🇷🇺🧨a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨“ww3”

🇬🇧🧨a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨what bomb

🇮🇷🧨just self defence

what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish

I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle

what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?

“Verdun for”

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit

“no towers? :(“ no queen? :(

i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean

this town aint big enough for the one of you

blud so old he pre ordered the torah