Wordplay jokes
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Dolly (DYM 79).
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Saw (DYM 69).
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.