Wordplay jokes
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Puns, that's how I roll.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?