Wordplay jokes

Panda

    • A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.

    The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"

    She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."

    The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."

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    • Wordplay memes

    Year

    • This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

    Students return: "Without payment?"

    The word "I die with many important problems."

    Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

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    • Liberal

    • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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    • Garlic

    • What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Man

    • Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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