Wordplay jokes
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Saw (DYM 69).
Dolly (DYM 79).
Saint Niggalas
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
It's ice to see you.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!