Wordplay jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Puns, that's how I roll.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Memes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
16 is a knight? Mail.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!