Wordplay jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.

What do you call a man off the ground?

Hanged.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

kanker

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

I am Cummer.

16 is a knight? Mail.

What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.

You might think these jokes are plane.

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, you gotta hand it to her.