Wordplay jokes
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Memes
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.