Wordplay jokes
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Herrit?
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Let's taco about something.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.