Wordplay jokes
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.