Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
imagine you are getting eaten by a alligator what do you do? stop imagining.
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
