Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding
Johnny walker
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
Once asked If I played Scrabble being dyslexic I asked Is It was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull