Gaykelyu
Wordplay Jokes
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Herrit?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Let's taco about something.
