Wordplay jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.