Wordplay jokes
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Memes
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
It's ice to see you.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.