Wordplay jokes
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Saw (DYM 69).
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Dolly (DYM 79).
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
It's ice to see you.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
