Wordplay jokes
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Suck my cheetah.
Robyn Olive in 10.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Evan, mom hot?
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...