Wordplay jokes

I support LGBTQ.

Let's Go Bully The Queers.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Saw (DYM 69).

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Dolly (DYM 79).

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

Which mineral is impolite?

Ironically.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

It's ice to see you.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.