Wordplay jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Six one.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Dolly (DYM 79).
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Saw (DYM 69).