Wordplay jokes
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.