Wordplay jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
I want that T-shirt
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Evan, mom hot?
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
Six one.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.