Wordplay jokes
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the lettuce win the race?
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Six one.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.