Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Go Kermit toaster bath
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
Lets have toast in the bath
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldnβt find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".
