Bath Jokes

Depression

Your Local Poor Girl
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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Sexism

Anonymous
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Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."

Bomb

(optional)
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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Hell

You Wouldn't Care Anyway
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A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".

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Toaster

Anonymous
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Go Kermit toaster bath

Terrorism

Anonymous
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What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

Suicide Bomber

Anonymous
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what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb

Depression

.no..
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dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

Woman

AnonymousSpawn
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One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

Darkness

😏😟😈😣😖😩😫🥵
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One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”

Nun

Anonymous
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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Sadness

Funny but sad.
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I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said "sure just dont look up". He looked up and said " woah what are those?". She replied " those are just headlights." He looked down and said "what is that?" She said that's just a bush." The next day mommy wasnt home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said "okay but don't look up." He looked up and said "woah what is that?" His papa replied "that's just a snake." Later that night he asked to sleep with his parents. They said "okay just dont look under the covers." After a while he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed "mom turn on the headlights the snake is in the Bush!!"

Bomb

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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Bomb

Doing ya mom
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So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster

Bomb

Anonymous
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what do you call a Suicide bomber under the water?

answer: a bath bomb

Dirtiness

Anonymous
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You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Priest

HEHA
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Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

Seizure

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Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.

Emo

Anonymous
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what is the coolest bath bomb for emos

a toaster