Bath jokes
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"