If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Ur mum
Ur hairline lookin like it got slapped up by will smith
I wasn't looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One direction
Orphan: Lets play baseball! Girl:No you can't Orphan:Why? Girl:because you cant find home
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to
What's Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? Heads and shoulders
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!