I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
