Intelligence jokes
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.