Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
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So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
