My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car

One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, “hmm, this tastes pretty good!” So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like “dude, this can’t be healthy.” But he said “Don’t worry. I can STOP anytime.”

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You’re only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I’ll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it …" Dad gives in and says: “OK, give me a head-job then”. He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste’s like shit!" Dad goes: “Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon …”

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

Have you ever tasted African food? No neither have they

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen… I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died grandma”

I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her “oh that’s how you died grandma.”

What does a 90 year old’s p.... taste like?

Depends…

Why didn’t Hitler’s girlfriend like giving him a b......? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth…

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