Wife

Anonymous

At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. “She must have COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Cuz she clearly has no taste.” She responded.

Wrong

Brodie

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit

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Cannibal

sgt.spazit

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

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Girlfriend

Jon

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

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Difference

Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Orange

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

1

Die

Anonymous

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

Poor

wetnightmare

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

8

Minutes

DMack

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

“Wait a minute” I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. “Ah, so that’s how you died”

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America

Anonymous

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

0

Cannibal

Anonymous

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

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Son

Anonymous Jail Mom In TX

wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

Roast

Z
  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.

Sister

Anonymous

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

Daughter

Alan Horn

How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Man

Anonymous

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, “hmmm this tastes like arsenic.” He took a sip of another and said, “hmmm this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories.”

Cannibal

Anonymous

Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak

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