Taste

Taste Jokes

Potato

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Incest

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

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  • Bbq

    What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

    All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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  • Blowjob

    Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

    Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

    Son: How did it taste?

    Dad: Get out.

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  • Vineyard

    The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

    The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.

    The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

    The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”

    Banana

    Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

    Restaurant

    At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

    Carrot

    So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

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  • Son

    Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

    Mom: No, that's impossible.

    Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

    Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

    Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

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  • Puberty

    How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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  • Death

    I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

    Man

    What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

    What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

    Circumcision

    Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Incest

    Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

    A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

    Roast

    1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

    2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

    3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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  • Monica Lewinsky

    Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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