Taste jokes
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I like moldy food.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.