Costume Jokes

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!

why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

what do orphans be on haloween? themselves